im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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