I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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