I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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