what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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