On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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