What a fucking waste of an outfit
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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