I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I stole a fireplace last night.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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