It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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