Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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