the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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