all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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