Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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