Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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