There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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