The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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