We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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