Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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