yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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