I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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