Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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