whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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