We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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