You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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