I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
