on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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