I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also, beer. Big fan.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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