Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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