You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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