my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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