How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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