The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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