there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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