i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
No subtext here. People are naked.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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