are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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