Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we made out on top of his cat.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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