WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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