Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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