hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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