Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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