oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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