Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The struggles of a small town man whore
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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