North Korea, Best Korea!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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