How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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