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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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