Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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