if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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