no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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