mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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