Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jerry, you need to find god
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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