My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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