is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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