I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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