Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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