I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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