break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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