do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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