Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How does one acquire holy water?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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