you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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