i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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