if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Randomize
